I spent my weekend this week at Busch Gardens, Tampa Bay. I must say the overall attitude of the employees was disgusting. The whole thing starts with buying the tickets. I walk up to the ticket teller window. I ask about the Florida resident discount.
She replies with, “You can use the coupons you have or, —(turns head away from mic)”.
Obviously the microphone is there for a reason and I could not hear her through the bullet proof glass. So I ask, “what was the last part?”. She repeats her statement with the same reaction at the end so I could not hear her… again. I ask, “what?” again. She seems very inconvienced at this point and looks at me rudely and sternly and over pronouncing every syllable repeats her statement so I can finally hear the end. OK, so maybe she’s mad because she thinks I just could not understand her and she had to repeat it 3 times and not because of her inability to use a microphone that is essential to her position at work. So I let that go just thinking that woman is cranky.
Next, I walk up to the food cart that sells Italian Ices. I ask, “Can I have two lemon Italian Ices?”.
“__No!__”, I’m told.
I step back from the stand, look up at the sign and read in big letters “Italian Ice”. I ask, “Are you out?”. “Yes!”, she replied.
After a 2-3 second pause I asked, “Are you getting more?”.
“NO!”, she replied with a stern, don’t bother me right now voice.
“O-K”. I rush to get back in line with my friends and wife and ride one of the many awesome rides they have.
Our next experience with incompetance and lack of motivation occurred when we started to ride one of the older roller coasters and they had what they had termed, “Technical difficulties”. I was at the front of the line and could see the technical difficulties AKA - vomit in a seat. Now, __In Busch Gardens it apparently takes 4 employees 15-20 minutes to assess the cleaning situation and take action.__ After assessing their “technical difficulty” the outcome apparently was that the current crew could not handle this by themselves and no shorter than 15 minutes later a cleaning crew of two showed up. They proceeded to a Cabinet next to the operations booth next to the ride, grabbed cleaner and paper towels out of said cabinet and proceeded to clean. They did so with such efficiency that the ride was up and running less than 20 minutes. We got on the ride and 1 minute later we were done.
We decided that we needed to eat at this point, grab a quick bite from a fast food style stand. Well this was __only a 40 minute wait__ to receive pre-prepared food. In all fairness though, had we been at a *taco bell*, *McDonalds*, *Boston Market*, or name of fast food place here it would have probably take about 10-20 minutes to clear a line of that size. This line was literally run by retards at the cash register that moved at the speed of grass growing. Not all was bad from all the retards though. One was very amusing as she had a conversation with herself and proceeded to argue.
Another time my friend walked up to a food stand and asked for a pepsi.
The women working replies, “We only have diet Pepsi!”.
My friend replies, “Oh, OK. What else do you have?”.
The women retorts with a firm voice, “Just Diet, We only have diet Pepsi!” as if we are somehow inconviencing her.
Damn! Who shit in her CornFlakes? I was thinking.
Yet another time of great service to others in the park is at the end of the day, thank God, I was waiting in line for dippin’ dots icecream. I started to notice a pattern, people would wait in line, get to the front, and then ask for whatever flavor they wanted that they picked off the sign. At this point is where the employee would say, “We are out of that”, not rudely though (surprised). The person or persons would then decide on another flavor or leave. If they did decide on another flavor and decided to get any size other than small they were greeted with, “We only have small”. Now after waiting in line without a warning, you must now find out you’ve been __waiting for nothing or something you didn’t really want__ but bought anyways because you had waited so long for something.
Add to this another time of waiting in line while it literally did not move for 5 minutes. Oh yea, this line only served popcorn and drinks. I’m beginning to think that this park only hires retards and morons. What kind of work ethic do you need to have to work here?
All in all, I had fun because of the rides and my friends, but I won’t be returning because of the shitty employees.
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